No. 001
Sweet Waffles
The one who started it all. Porcelain-white, endlessly patient, enthroned at the centre of a humming orb-machine congregation.
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A growing collection of kawaii-tech creatures — part toy, part machine, part something else entirely. One day, perhaps, collectable sculptures. For now: a bestiary in progress.
No. 001
The one who started it all. Porcelain-white, endlessly patient, enthroned at the centre of a humming orb-machine congregation.
No. 002
Sweet Waffles' shadowy counterpart. Keeps the candles lit, the little skulls in order, and his own counsel.
No. 003
Grew a horn one morning and has said nothing about it since. Presides over a landscape of sugar-frosted towers.
No. 004
Receives something on that antenna. Won't say what. Stands very still in a city built to her scale.
No. 005
Rosy-cheeked, striped, and permanently delighted. Wears a sprinkle-crowned tower on his head like it's nothing.
This is a personal playground — a place to collect strange, friendly, slightly unsettling creatures as they come into being. Sweet Waffles arrived first; the others keep turning up. No shop, no product, just fun. If they ever become real sculptures, you read it here first.